There's nothing left of the unruly and frequently grammar-defying Top Dog entries since the final few letters (which I shouldn't have to tell you, are 'X', 'Y', and le 'Z') are also done and certainly dusted so those you with allergies can come hang out, too. You know, it seems the wint'ry holiday is trotted out creeping ever earlier with each passing year isn't it? If by this token, this update is also a Christmas one, which of the Ghosts of Christmas is today's entree, Jetpack 2 then? Past, Present, or a taste of things to come? Judge for yeselves, me hearties! Judge for yeselves...

No stopping the Top Dog train: the trio of 'U', 'V' and 'W' has been thoroughly purified of bad links and bad English. The game no-one talked about this month was Evil Islands, a tactical RPG that still seems to stand apart.

More and more top dogs get spanked into submission: this time everything under 'T'. This is not the letter this quarter's new entry will be filed in, articles being relegated. Don your tricorn hats and buckled shoes, and bow in the grand Count Lucanor!